Let’s get it on
“This man from Wellington, bless our King for this, he is a danger. He doesn’t see the world as we do.”
Tattoo You
“The mother of all deals. The chopper with banana seat and ape-hangers with tassles of deals! The deal where if you covered Beyoncé in chocolate and rolled her in crushed nuts then put her in a cone…”
Chain of Fools
“When you say something is truly unbelievable, unbelievably it can also be true.”
Boris the Spider
“Wow, something that big and hairy, with that many legs, can’t be all good.”
Idiot Wind
“I have some good news; some great news; some not so good news; some terrible news; some even more terrible news; and then some good news again.”
Strange Fruit
“But Our Friend From New Zealand is, curse him, right – 50,000 balagi laughing while throwing up from babaco poisoning is not ideal.”
All Eyez on Me
“Sorry, I drifted off when you said ‘jump into bed with some Russian hottie’.”
Love My Way
“It says in our sacred book, The Torana, that he who stands naked in a glasshouse and throws stones, only has himself to blame.”
War! (Love My Way – part 2)
“Don’t apply logic to the darkest days of Fe’ausian history! Days so dark our people remember them as if they were yesterday even though they were 600 years ago.”
Climb Every Mountain
“After ‘Ed! The Musical’ we’ll be so rich we’ll buy New Zealand and have it towed to Antarctica, just so we don’t have to look at it!”
Graceland
“Tell me there is a very good reason you drag me away from the lovely Princess, otherwise I will tweak your nipple until you cry.”
Food for Thought
“You didn’t have to live through the horror of the Russian Navy Diet.”
Spy (In the House of Love)
“Which is why we want your help. In the War on Terror. Nibble my earlobe.”